Daorcey, alpha-geek extraordinaire

Daorcey, a winner? Now that's new.

Yes, that's right: Daorcey won the contest! (See directly below.) It would have been amazing if he hadn't, but yay anyway!

And that's all you get for an update. Seriously. Daorcey being a geek is the most interesting news I have for you. That is, of course, a lie, but it's still all you're getting for the moment.